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I’m so excited about getting diabetes!!!

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nasturbate:

coliverwalsh:

person: makes eye contact with me

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i want connor to spread me and kill me

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deeeeaaan:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

this looks about one second away from a dramatic murder scene

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cyan-shenanigans:

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

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