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"Mom, I can’t save during a battle!"

- Ancient proverb (via dutchster)

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gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

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cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

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facts-i-just-made-up:

A wild slushie in its native habitat.

The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.

Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..

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First Granville Island Pale Ale at the Royal Coachman!!! :D

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this for?" [x]

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doorthee:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

hell yea

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Oh my god YES!!!